To "honor" the release of "Live Free, Die Hard," Slate.com had a contest where readers created a pithy action-movie one-liner to rival "Die Hard"'s "Yipee ki-yay, motherf******). Here are some of the results.
"Less talk, more dying."
"Welcome to America, douchebag."
"Your ass is about to get its own ass handed to it."
While these are fine, I really had hoped for better. How about "Nighty night, bad guy."
Or, "You hungry? Eat this, fatso!" Or, "You look like a sissy." Or, "Tell me what it feels like to know you're gonna die." Or, "Take one last look, f*ck-knuckle."
Any other ideas?
Read the Slate article here.