Sunday, July 15, 2007

Action movie one-liners

To "honor" the release of "Live Free, Die Hard," Slate.com had a contest where readers created a pithy action-movie one-liner to rival "Die Hard"'s "Yipee ki-yay, motherf******). Here are some of the results.

"Less talk, more dying."
"Welcome to America, douchebag."
"Your ass is about to get its own ass handed to it."
"Toodles."

While these are fine, I really had hoped for better. How about "Nighty night, bad guy."
Or, "You hungry? Eat this, fatso!" Or, "You look like a sissy." Or, "Tell me what it feels like to know you're gonna die." Or, "Take one last look, f*ck-knuckle."

Any other ideas?

Read the Slate article here.

1 comment:

Robert Archer said...

How 'bout this: "Yur a terr'ist. Terr'ists are bad. Thus, yur bad, and bad peoples gots ta die!!!"

Or this one: "Let me open up a can a good ole fashioned ass-kickin' 'Merican patriotism for ya!"

Or finally: "Tell Lucifer I'll talk to him real soon!"