This is totally insane. Tonight, I auditioned for a speaking part in a film with Samuel L. Jackson. The film will be directed by Irwin Winkler, of Rocky fame. I have a second audition tomorrow night. I am auditioning for the part of Vice Principal Marshall. I have no idea what this film will be about, or what it will be called.
There is no...chance...in...hell I will get this part. I don't even know how I got the audition. I can't act.
You would think the enormity of this opportunity would make me nervous. Actually, it makes me a lot less nervous, because I know I have no chance. Still, it will be fun.
Tomorrow night at 5:45. Wish me luck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
...ha...
I have no chance.
4 comments:
The first step toward your coveted Golden Globe...say "Hi" to the BMF fro me.
I think you would do great. When you hit the big-time, can I be your understudy?
He prefers it when I call him Coach Carter.
Stacy, I would prefer it if you would be my personal assistant. We could hang out more that way.
Personal assistant it is.
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