Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Preposterous

This is totally insane. Tonight, I auditioned for a speaking part in a film with Samuel L. Jackson. The film will be directed by Irwin Winkler, of Rocky fame. I have a second audition tomorrow night. I am auditioning for the part of Vice Principal Marshall. I have no idea what this film will be about, or what it will be called.

There is no...chance...in...hell I will get this part. I don't even know how I got the audition. I can't act.

You would think the enormity of this opportunity would make me nervous. Actually, it makes me a lot less nervous, because I know I have no chance. Still, it will be fun.

Tomorrow night at 5:45. Wish me luck. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

...ha...

I have no chance.

4 comments:

MC said...

The first step toward your coveted Golden Globe...say "Hi" to the BMF fro me.

Stacy said...

I think you would do great. When you hit the big-time, can I be your understudy?

Eric said...

He prefers it when I call him Coach Carter.

Stacy, I would prefer it if you would be my personal assistant. We could hang out more that way.

Stacy said...

Personal assistant it is.