Saturday, September 24, 2005

I find cellulite sexy. I doubt I am alone. I like it because it hints at an embarrassment of riches. The dimples at the tops of the thighs are the roads to the buttocks and what rests in between. These are welcome signs for most men, pleasant directions. And to get all French on you — because I think the only socially plausible way to objectify woman is to pretend you are French — cellulite signifies woman, her difference, her flesh, her shame, her blush and her gasp.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Neither do I respect or like cellulite...that stuff makes me want to run away...far away to a land that is cellulite-free. Next this guy will write an article stating that he finds hammertoes erotic. He needs counseling.

-Shug

Jefferson Workman said...

remember Bill Murray in Caddyshack......