I don't know! It just says "flagged for removal." But I probably did write it. I am quite active in the Lafayette dating scene. Was it good?
Yes. It was a guy saying that he turned to a woman in class to ask for a pencil (but really it was an excuse to talk) and she farted because he must have startled her. She got embarrassed, and when she left, he noticed a blood stain on her seat. He implored her to not be embarrassed because she farted blood, and he begged her to text him so they could start a life together. It totally reminded me of something you would have written.
I found a cached version of it online:You sit next to me in class. I'm the guy with classes. Friday, I turned and asked you if you had an extra pencil that I could borrow. I don't know what happen, but you passed wind (maybe I startled you?). You looked so embarrassed and got up. I don't know if you knew, but there was a little blood on the seat of your chair after you left.What I'm trying to say is...I don't care if you farted blood in front of me. The only reason I asked if you had a pencil, was so that I could finally talk to you. You look and smell so amazing. PLEASE!! If you read this, don't be shy and run off! Message me and lets start a life together!
That person, whether they were being serious or not, just set a bar that I will spend the rest of my life trying to reach.
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