From "The Onion" story concerning rumors about Sarah Palin:
In addition to the five children that the media are aware of—Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig—Palin also has nine secret children: Frag, Moss, Scoot, Skiffer, Minnow, Plow, Snatch, Twiglet, and Drum.
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She's just lucky Marge didn't include a "Limit: One per Customer".
Shouldna but didna.
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