Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Rock

A while back, I was singing the AC/DC song "For Those About to Rock, We Salute You" to myself, when I realized what a weird idea for a song this is. Why are they about to rock? Why are they not in the process of rocking? Shouldn't he wait to salute them until after they are done? What if they are about to rock, but are prevented from rocking? Then you have saluted them for nothing.

This led to a stupid idea. I decided to create the following list.

Rejected preliminary titles for the AC/DC song "For Those About to Rock, We Salute You."


For Those Considering Rocking, We Salute You.


For Those On the Precipice of Rock, We Salute You.


For Those Who Have a Bullet in the Rock Chamber, We Salute You.


For Those With Rock On Their To-do Lists, We Salute You.


For Those About to Flip the Rock Switch (To "On"), We Salute You.


For Those Inadequately Prepared to Rock, We Salute You.


For Those On a Rock Sabbatical, We Salute You.


For Those Contractually Prohibited From Rocking, We Salute You.


For Those a Few Credits Shy of an Associates Degree in Rock, We Salute You.


For Those Whose Rock Plane is Taxiing, We Salute You.


I know there are more good ones out there. Post some in the comments section.

1 comment:

Pat said...

for those who have assembled an exploratory committee which will established the potential likelyhood of rocking, we salute you